With a fan base of millions of people, the Red Hot Chili Peppers must be the best poets and rock musicians of all time. Furthermore, only the coolest people listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Also, they have performed at countless reputable venues, been featured in The Simpsons as themselves and have performed with many other legendary groups such as Nirvana. What have the Jonas Brothers done to make themselves so popular? They suck. Everyone who listens to the Jonas Brothers is silly. Fairly soon, if something is not done to stop the Jonas Brother craze girls everywhere will become obsessed, do anything that the Jonas Brothers command them and they will take over the entire planet. Vanessa Guan enjoys the Jonas Brothers a lot, but Vanessa Guan is a bubbly teenage girl, so you shouldn't listen to her. Guan will try to convert you into listening to the Jonas Brothers, but as we all know the Red Hot Chili Peppers is the best band of all time, so Vanessa Guan should be forever silenced in order to protect the fragile and easily influenced ears of the public and its youth. To further support the conviction of Vanessa Guan, the fact that she states, "EVERY girl in the world loves them" is a false claim as I am a girl and I do not love the Jonas Brothers so her argument is invalid. True story bro...
Note: Vanessa Guan was not harmed in the process of writing this paragraph.
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